It was the fifth (or sixth?) time he impatiently checked his phone. He sat at Blue Lobster, a fancy restaurant he was visiting for the first time in his life. “One evening here is three months’...

GenAI products continue to be asocial. That should come as no surprise, given that such products are developed by Silicon Valley companies whose CEOs act in almost every way imaginable except proso...

Breaking news from the Ministry of Youth: We’ve seen an unprecedented rise in drowning deaths among children. The expert report by the Swimming Commission for a Better Life found that in 95% ...

11 out of 10 dentists recommend drinking Coca-Cola before sleep. It has been clinically tested and proven that there are so many chemicals in the drink that no bacteria in your cavity stand a chanc...

Reaching the Square of Orthodox Resource Optimization, Vincent did what he had fantasized about for months: he began drawing a pelican directly onto the bleak, renewable, and emission-neutral biosl...